Doth Mother Know You Wearth Her Drapes

Andrew, 15, Lives in Sydney
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taintedhumor:

this is my blogging face

(Source: threepac, via wereyoungandwerebroke)

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Permalink narrthemagicdragon: rainbowcalliope: danceycorpse: ithinkmyneckisred: imhereforagood-time: sweet-southern-hospitality: In-ground trampoline! (: Brilliant! i must have this. This way if I fall off I won’t feel like such and idiot. what’s under there though id be scared a pit to hell
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I dare you.

beautycutelove:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *insert name here*, (and I mean YOU pick, not me)

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear girlfriend,

Dear boyfriend,

(Source: waychil, via thehappylesbian)

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Was I the only one to notice…

loki-odins-son:

That Asgard could easily be misunderstood as Ass-guard

All the weapons are penis metaphors 

Like Thor’s hammer

And Loki’s scepter 

Asgardians are always dressed for role play

Seriously

Even headgear

They use suggestive language

There is poledancing

Then the obsession with kneeling….

And the punishment for trying to take over the world is this

So let’s just all admit it.

ASGARD IS FULL OF PERVERTS.

But that’s okay. We all like it that way.

(Source: loki-odin-son, via eziosdorkysmile)

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